Academic Bulimia

This could quite possible be a family of thieves stealing a pie.

via Front Army

Wake him from his nap, and incur suffering in the form of him ripping your spine out and beating you with it.

If you’re an audiophile this is probably the best way to go(death).  A company called andvinyly will press your ashes into a vinyl for you to record up to a 24min message/music/testament/will.  It’s still much cheaper than a full blown funeral.

via   Synth Gear

I have to call bullshit on this one.

The sad thing is that it’s not a conspiracy theory, and they’re only number 28th in sheer revenue.

It wasn’t this creepy when I watched it as a kid.

I’m sure she’ll be mortified when she gets old enough.

Just a video to help you get by today.

Did I mention that she’s in kindergarten?

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